Funny huh? I'll add more songs later.
Ringo the Big-nosed Beatle
Had a very large honker
And if you ever saw it
You would even say “Oh God!”
All of the other Beatles
Had some decent-sized noses
They always made poor Ringo
So mad he stepped on all their toeses!
In a Yellow Submarine
It soon became quite lost!
“Ringo, with your nose so big, please save the captain from exhaust!”
Ringo, although he was puzzled
Somehow saved the submarine!
Even though his nose is still big,
Now people think twice ‘fore they're mean!
Composers: Zoe Earley and Sophia Rubin
*Sorry Ringo!
